Small Things That Make Me Way Too Happy

  1. My morning coffeecup-of-coffee
  2. When I perfectly time the avocado
  3. When the snow flies off the roof of the car while I drive and makes what looks like a vapor trail
  4. New slipper-socks
  5. Finding an excellent condition Kate Spade purse at the thrift shop
  6. New flannel pajama pants
  7. In-n-Out Burger
  8. Steamed potstickers from Chin Chin
  9. girl-sleeping-clip-artSleeping in
  10. The sun shining anytime November thru April sun-and-clouds-transparent
  11. Someone else doing the dishes
  12. Nailing it at parallel parking
  13. When my kids listen to me
  14. A foot massage
  15. A comment on my blog

Things I Say A Lot (With Exclamation Points)

  1. “I didn’t hear a flush!”
  2. “Stop licking that!”
  3. “Why did you draw on your face with marker?!”
  4. “Are those dried boogers on your shirt?!”
  5. “What’s that smell?!”
  6. “Boogers aren’t food!”
  7. “Don’t throw that away, I’ll eat it!”
  8. “You have two devices going, turn one off!”
  9. “Who’s going to clean this up?!”
  10. “How much longer do I have to stay awake?!”