Things to Make Your Older Sister Feel Even Older

  1. Start using retinolsisters
  2. Become menopausal
  3. Get AARP discounts
  4. Eat dinner around 5pm
  5. Complain
  6. Wear reading glasses
  7. Color your hair
  8. Worry about osteoporosis
  9. Praise Activia
  10. Forget proper nouns

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