- Reactive more than determined
- Angry more than peaceful
- Tired more than energetic
- Languishing more than active
- Confused more than clear
- Lonely more than secure
- Guarded more than open
- Sluggish more than hungry
- Regretful more than hopeful
- Static more than mobile
Category: aging
Things I’ll Do When I’m an Old Lady
- Wear enormous necklaces
- Roll my eyes at people
- Get a discount at IHOP
- Wear clogs as dress shoes
- Say non sequiturs
- Wear slippers to the grocery store
- Swim during the safety break
- Swear even more
- Call whippersnappers “sonny” and “doll face”
- Day drink
Pushing Fifty and a Stroller 