- Irritable Bowelius Cesear — His Roman Name
- Sir Snacksalot — His Knight Name
- Hopalong Hernia — His Cowboy Name
- Appendicitis Rex — His Dinosaur Name
- Billy Poang — His IKEA Name
- Norden Ektorp — His other IKEA Name
- Toenail Talons — His Street Fighter Name
- The Amazing Belly Laugher — His Circus Performer Name
- Ex Pensive — His Rap Star Name
- Pubic Zirconia — His Stripper Name