Category: dogs

Titles for My Dog’s Autobiography

  1. The Squirrel Had it Coming
  2. Confessions of a Prairie Dog Killer
  3. The Living Room is Where I Poop Now
  4. I Don’t Do Tricks Just Gimme the Goddam Cookie
  5. Snuggling is My Superpower
  6. I Bark Therefore I Am
  7. Has Anyone Seen My Balls?
  8. The One Time My Ass Turned into Candy
  9. Why Be Awake When You Can Sleep?
  10. I’m the Boss of You