Category: getting old

We Are Mostly

  1. Reactive more than determined
  2. Angry more than peaceful
  3. Tired more than energetic
  4. Languishing more than active
  5. Confused more than clear
  6. Lonely more than secure
  7. Guarded more than open
  8. Sluggish more than hungry
  9. Regretful more than hopeful
  10. Static more than mobile

Things I’ll Do When I’m an Old Lady

  1. Wear enormous necklaces
  2. Roll my eyes at people
  3. Get a discount at IHOP
  4. Wear clogs as dress shoes
  5. Say non sequiturs
  6. Wear slippers to the grocery store
  7. Swim during the safety break
  8. Swear even more
  9. Call whippersnappers “sonny” and “doll face”
  10. Day drink