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Category: Millennials

Things Millennials Actually Didn’t Invent

  1. Ironic parenting
  2. Ironic t-shirts
  3. Ironic dad-bods
  4. Ironic mom-jeans
  5. Avocados
  6. Kombucha
  7. Selfies
  8. Binge watching
  9. Debt
  10. Irony

 

 

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Unknown's avatarAuthor pushingfiftyandastrollerPosted on January 27, 2019January 31, 2019Categories humor, irony, lists, Millennials, sillyLeave a comment on Things Millennials Actually Didn’t Invent
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